Tom Byron’s Seasoned Players Meets Asseaters Unanimous

SeasonedMeetsAsseatersFRTTom Byron’s Seasoned Players Meets Asseaters Unanimous had all the makings of being a winner, but it just comes up a little short. But, first I have to say credit is duly noted for Adrianna, Tanya Tate, and Raylene. However, the ending of Tanya Tate’s scenes may be too kinky for the general viewer to warrant this a recommended.

Running Length: ~2 hours and 27 minutes

Starring: Adrianna DeVille, Gina Rome, Hunter Bryce, Tanya Tate, and Raylene

The video is presented in widescreen and is encoded in MPEG-2 at 4 Mbps while the audio is encoded in the standard Dolby Digital 2.0 at 192 Kbps. Visually speaking, the lighting and composition is in top form without any issues with fleshtones. Furthermore, there are no pixellations or compression artifacts noted. In terms of audio quality, the dialogue and sex sounds come in clear without distortion.

The extras include a decent photo gallery, two trailers, and a watchable ~29 minute BTS. The best moments of the BTS are from Adrianna, Tanya, and Raylene showing them in candid moments.

First up is Adrianna DeVille, a MILF that looks like she’s had a lot of plastic surgery since her hot blowjob scene in Suck It Dry 5. Anyway, Tom Byron interviews her and she says a transplanted New Yorker who lives in Florida, but commutes to SoCal as a part-time porn whore. After the interview, Tom Byron worships her ass and gives a lick or two while Adrianna enjoys second of it. She returns the favor giving him world class head. At one point during the foreplay, they even engage in mutual tossing the salad in the 69 position. This leads to the standard vaginal fucking in different positions including reverse cowgirl where she is the most active. In the end, he unloads his DNA juice on her face! It’s a good scene, but I wish there were more variation with the sex.

Next up is Gina Rome a MILF who started in the business in 1994, but now has come out of retirement for this special engagement with Sean Michaels. After the interview with Tom Byron, she pairs up with Sean Michaels. Although this is supposed to combine asseating and MILFs, there’s more fucking than asseating. In fact, Gina Rome does the asseating, but it’s very brief. Anyway, Gina Rome is no looker and I’m surprised that Sean Michaels is turned on by her. Despite this, she’s a good lay and in the end he gives her a nice facial for her efforts.

Hunter Bryce is up next and just like the last scene Tom Byron sits this one out and has a meat puppet pump her for information. But, before that happens Hunter says she’s 28, but she looks aged despite having multiple cosmetic surgeries. Anyway, she uses her botox-enhanced looking DSLs to good use giving him great suction. The foreplay continues with some asseating performed by Hunter. She’s a little over the top with the moaning to go along with the mechanical sex. In between the fucking, there’s some rimming involved. Finally, he paints her face with spunk!

The penultimate scene has Tanya Tate, a UK bird originally from Liverpool, but currently resides in Manchester. In football terms, she would be a Benedict Arnold as those football teams are arch-enemies! After the interview, she poses in front of the sofa before her partner fingers and eats her out. He even samples her ass before he fucks her silly. Things get a little kinky for my tastes as she rims him while he’s in the pile drive position. Some nasty stuff happens involving him swapping cum with her after he jerks off onto his own face!

Last up is Raylene, the attractive MILF donning the front cover. The former Vivid contract star still has the looks facewise. After the poolside interview, Tom Byron goes downtown on her worshipping her ass by rimming her. She returns the favor by giving enthusiastic head before she tosses his salad quite thoroughly. Although she may not have been as enthusiastic as Adrianna or Tanya in the rimming department, that all becomes moot because she is very active when taking the vaginal penetration. After all the fucking, he pulls out a delivers an adequate jizz payload on her face and chest.

In summary, Tom Byron’s Seasoned Players Meets Asseaters Unanimous is a decent release marred by one scene that may be a little too difficult to digest for the general viewer. That scene in question is the ending of Tanya Tate’s segment. Because of this, this DVD was downgraded from a RECOMMENDED to a RENTAL for general viewers.

RATING: Rent it

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