Mike John’s Semen Sippers: Orgies & Gangbangs

semen_sippers_orgies_and_gangbangs-dvd-thumbMike John’s Semen Sippers: Orgies & Gangbangs has some memorable performances, especially the Grade A performance from Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond. That scene is hands down one of the best threesome gonzo scenes as of late. There are also other good scenes performed by Lela Star and Jenna Haze. However, some of the other ones fell flat for me. This is a good compilation, especially if you want to see what this series has to offer.

Running Length: D1: ~3 hours and 28 minutes; D2: ~2 hours and 52 minutes

Starring: Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Jane Darling, Viktorie, Paulina James, Lindsey Meadows, Pink, Simone, Marie, Kathy Anderson, Bibi, Tianna Lynn, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Lauren Phoenix, Jenna Haze, Lela Star, Jessica Fiorentino, Julie Silver, Annette Schwarz, and Lorelei Lee

Since this a 2 disc compilation, the older scenes are presented in fullscreen while the newer ones are in pseudo-widescreen. Visually speaking, the composition and lighting is what you would expect from Mike John releases. In terms of audio quality, the brief dialogue and sex sounds come in clear without distortion.

The extras include a cumshot recap, six trailers presented in widescreen, a decent photo gallery, and cast list.

The first scene in this compilation stars two of the nastiest brunettes in the business, Dana DeArmond and Bobbi Starr. Dana DeArmond doesn’t look nice with her cropped hair, but oh well. Anyway, the ladies take turns worshipping each other’s asses. Bobbi Starr makes the first move and gets at Dana’s bottom holes with her tongue and fingers. There’s plenty of taste testing between the two of them. Soon, Dana returns the favor. The extremely lucky Sean Michaels joins the scene signaling the full-on threesome. But, before that happens, he receives some grade A super-sloppy fellatio from the brunettes. In fact, both ladies deepthroat well, but Bobbi Starr has a slight advantage due to the ease of how she does it. For Dana, it’s quite a feat and somewhat funny how Bobbi holds his balls and pushes up to Dana’s mouth filled with cock. After the exceptional foreplay, the ladies get on top of him waiting for their ride on his black schlong. Plus, there’s some anal probe action going on in Dana’s ass. He fucks Bobbi’s pussy first until Dana sits on his cock and has her ass fucked hard. There’s plenty of good hard anal for the two and both perform ass-to-mouth as well as ass-to-other-girl’s-mouth.  The excellent ends with the ladies sharing the money shot with their open mouths until they swap jizz with each other. All in all, it’s a most memorable scene because of the chemistry and tension between the ladies, especially if you are fans of these sexy brunettes.

Jane Darling is a decent-looking blonde Euro pornstar with a nice natural rack walks into the room showing off her goods for the camera. She’s followed by another blonde Viktorie. The ladies familiarize themselves with each other using their tongues and arms before they accosted by two meat puppets. The ladies turn their attention to sucking on schlong. After this, the ladies get fucked by their respective partners before they switch. Then, Jane Darling gets fucked hard as in tear your vaginal walls hard by Erik Everhard. At one point, Viktorie has her fair share of two cocks one in her mouth and the other in her pussy, but that all ends with the guy fucking her pussy cannot stop himself from spooging on her face. Meanwhile, Jane Darling takes it up the poopchute and one ups Viktorie by taking a sweaty double penetration, But Viktorie is not to be outperformed since she show’s how nasty she can be taking the ass-to-other-girl’s-mouth. In the end, the ladies each take a decent load of DNA juice in their awaiting mouths.

The next scene stars Paulina James who’s playing with herself in the bedroom and Lindsey Meadows who’s soaking herself with soap in the kitchen. The camera pans from Paulina to Lindsey and back and forth again while they diddle themselves to orgasm. It seems both are hungry for cock so Lindsey has a novel idea. She suggests that they mess around with her neighbor who likes to jerk off. So, the two ladies catch him in the act, so to speak and invite him back to Lindsey’s house for a threesome. This leads to some brief head and then the several different threesome permutations including the ever-popular daisy chain action where no one’s left behind. In between the fucking, the ladies take turns sucking on his schlong. Both ladies are equally impressive when it comes to enthusiasm, but you may be tired from their dopey accents. There’s the best part when Paulina sits on his face while he fucks Lindsey hard. Finally, the scene ends with the ladies sharing the money shot!

The penultimate scene on Disc One stars three black women, Pink, Simone, and Marie, who all take it up the ass. At first, the scene starts in POV with the three jockeying for position to suck on white schlong. Soon, they have another meat puppet to work with. It’s somewhat a turn-off with all the verbal commotion and dirty talk, which is just too over-the-top. It’s strange that there’s only brief vaginal intercourse before the scenes turns to an all-anal fuckfest with Simone and Marie taking the double penetrations. There’s some ass-to-other-girl’s mouth action for those who care. In the end, the meat puppets dump their loads on them with the majority of it received by Simone and Marie.

Last up is blonde Euro pornstars Kathy Anderson and Bibi. Of the two, Bibi has the prettier face whereas Kathy has the better curves. Anyway, the ladies get to know each intimately before the two meat puppets arrive. When that happens the sucking and fucking starts. With regards to the fucking, there’s some brief vaginal to begin with but the first half is mostly anal. Bibi has the difficult task to take Erik Everhard’s full speed ahead thrusts into her ass in an acrobatic position while Kathy takes the more traditional spoon anal. The foursome takes on a different dimension when they engage in some daisy chain action with ass-to-other-girl’s-mouth added in. Both ladies take the double penetration, but Bibi judging by her reaction looks like they are tearing up her holes. In contrast, Kathy Anderson takes it without too much hassle. In the end, Bibi takes both jizz shots while Kathy looks on.

Tianna Lynn and Missy Monroe start things off on Disc 2 in a decent scene. Tianna Lynn proves why she was picked as Elegant Angel’s Buttwoman awhile back because you’ve guessed it, she has a nice perky ass on her tiny frame of hers. The average-looking Missy Monroe briefly rims Tianna’s ass. Soon, the ladies explore each other further before their two cock puppets enter the scene. The ladies prove that they are capable of deepthroating, but I’d have to give the edge to Tianna who does it with ease. Meanwhile, Missy provides the nastiness doing anal and getting double penetrated. Despite that, Tianna Lynn holds her own by squirting and performing ass-to-other-girl’s-mouth. In the end, they take the jizz loads like true professionals before they swap cum with each other.

Next up is the Frenchwoman Melissa Lauren with the Canadian Lauren Phoenix. This scene is an oldie with Melissa Lauren looking more natural and less artificial (pre plastic surgery) while Lauren Phoenix is just plain-looking. Anyway, it looks as if Mike John took the playbook from Jules Jordan or Rocco Siffredi with the anal probe stuck up in Melissa’s. Lauren takes it out from her and gives the butt-stained anal probe a good lick. The scene becomes a foursome when the meat puppets show up. Both women prove that they are skillful deepthroat artists. After the great head, there’s some brief vaginal action before it becomes an anal-focused scene. There’s plenty of taste-testing in the form of ATM, A2OGM, and so forth and so on. Plus, there’s some acrobatic positions, especially when Melissa takes the anal in the piledriver position. The ladies both show how slutty they are by taking hard double penetrations. In the end, the meat puppets dump their genetic juice in the Frenchwoman’s mouth before she share it with Lauren.

This next scene is a great match pre-boob job Lela Star and Jenna Haze. Both ladies look their finest, but I have to give the edge to the sultry Lela Star. Anyway, Jenna Haze knows a fine piece of ass when she see’s Lela’s and give her some exceptional cunnilingus. It looks like she definitely likes what she’s doing and not going through the motions. Lela Star returns the favor, but isn’t nearly as intense as Jenna, but oh well. After they’ve tasted each other, they head on over to the lucky bastard Steve Holmes. They do a decent job of sucking his cock before the threesome is in full swing. There’s a lot of threesome permutations as he fucks the ladies hard and raw. Plus, there’s some extended daisy chain action before Jenna becomes the cock hog and takes it in the ass. By this time, Lela is just short of being an outside observer watching Jenna gaping and performing ass-to-mouth. Finally, the scene ends with him shooting his genetic wad into Ms. Haze’s mouth before she shares some with Lela Star.

The penultimate scene stars brunette Jessica Fiorentino and Julie Silver who are both popular European pornstars, but not on a scale of a Monica Sweetheart or others. Sadly, both ladies aren’t looking their best. Anyway, the ladies have some fun with each other until their two cock puppets enter the scene. From then on, it’s a sausage-fest starting with the fellatio and then the intercourse. Most of the scene is anally-focused with some brief moments of vaginal fucking. This leads to both taking very hard double penetrations. Furthermore, there’s a whole of taste-testing in the form of pussy-to-the-girl’s-mouth as well as ass-to-other-girl’s-mouth. Finally, the guys drop their population pudding into Julie’s open-mouth before she shares with Jessica.

Finally, the compilations ends with this rough sex scene starring Lorelei Lee and the long-legged German Annette Schwarz. Both ladies like it rough and this definitely shows even during the girl-girl action, especially when the tramp-stamped Lorelei shoves Annette’s face down to her crotch. This is just the prelude to more rough sex when they have cock to play with. Both ladies give great head, but Annette’s performance including getting skullfucked while on her back takes the cake. The lucky guy knows that he’s in for a treat and uses his fingers and tongue on them before he drills them hard. Both ladies seem to thrive from the almost violent sex with some choking, but Annette really steals the scene when it comes to that. I guess Germans are a different breed! Anyway, both ladies take it up the ass as well as sharing the taste-testing duties. Finally, they take the money shot like seasoned pros!

In summary, Mike John’s Semen Sippers: Orgies & Gangbangs is a good, but not great release. The highlight of this 2 DVD compilation would be the smokin’ hot combination of Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond! Another notable combination is Lela Star and Jenna Haze. Some of the other scenes like scene four didn’t really interest me at all. This DVD gets a RECOMMENDED.

RATING: Recommended

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