King of Coochie 5
Tom Byron’s King of Coochie 5 is definitely not the best in this series because the pool of talent is just not there. It’s a bad sign when you have a porn vet like Delilah Strong headlining this DVD. Although Riley and Memphis put on slightly better-than-average scenes, the others just don’t cut it. There’s plenty of better DVDs out there to spend your hard-earned money on.
Running Length: ~1 hour and 37 minutes
Starring: Delilah Strong, Christina Agave, Riley Shy, Christina, and Memphis Monroe
The video is presented in widescreen and is encoded in MPEG-2 at around 3-4 Mbps while the audio is encoded in the standard Dolby Digital 2.0 at 192 Kbps. Visually speaking, the lighting is what you would expect from a Tom Byron production, but the composition of angles is wonky at a few moments. There were no artifacts or visual noise noted. In terms of the audio, the dialogue and sex sounds come in clear and crisp.
The extras include an average ~33 minute BTS, a subpar gallery, and three trailers. The BTS is simply not worth watching except for the Riley Shy segment where she uses a banana shaved dildo on herself while she’s being interviewed.
Delilah Strong, a below average-looking porn vet, is at it yet again giving up her mouth and pussy to cock. Before that happens, she shows off her buttcrack creeping out of her denims. Then, she slowly pushes them down and shows off her naughty bits before she’s joined by Tom Byron. After the small talk, he digs his face into her pussy and licks away. The foreplay continues with the standard cocksucking and progresses to the 69. This leads to the vaginal intercourse, which isn’t at all interesting since Delilah love box has been played out, so to speak. At least, she swallows his load without hesitation.
Next up is Christina Agave, an average looking Latina, with a bad dye job. After the brief interview, Mr. Byron goes for her coochie and licks away with her thighs wide open. She returns the favor with subpar head before she gives up her pussy in the doggie position. After several other positions, he pulls out and makes a mess out of her face!
Thankfully, Riley Shy is a step or two up in the looks department as compared to the other two. After the small talk, he goes right to her honey pot for some tongue lovin’. This leads to the lackluster blowjob. Fortunately, the intercourse is more exciting, especially when he puts all his weight fucking her in the doggie position! By this time, she’s moaning with delight! After several other positions including reverse cowgirl, he paints her face with jizz before she gets in some post-coital sucks!
Christina is a pixie haired blonde who is just plain average. Tom Byron does his spiel before he shoves his cock in her mouth. After the lukewarm fellatio, she’s on all fours taking his cock in the cowgirl position. Finally, he pulls out from her meaty pussy in the missionary position until he jerks a decent load on her face.
Last up is former Hustler contract star, Memphis Monroe. The blonde has a cute face and it’s just too bad that her career hasn’t been stellar, but oh well. The petite blonde has comparable breasts to Hanna Hilton. After the small talk, she gets down on her knees and gives the most enthusiastic blowjob on this DVD. He returns the favor by giving her carpet some licking! After the foreplay, she presses her head down and her ass up, so she can get royally fucked in the doggie position. Although it’s a good scene, she’s tries to sell the scene instead of feeling the moment. Finally, he fucks her tits and delivers a pearl necklace on her chest with some jizz reaching her mouth unexpectedly!
In summary, Tom Byron’s King of Coochie 5 is simply not a very good volume in this almost established series. The quality of women was on the below-average spectrum starting with the likes of Delilah Strong. Most of the scenes were at best average with the exception of Memphis’s and Riley’s, which were slightly-better-than just average. For these reasons, this DVD is at best a RENTAL.
RATING: Rent it