Seinfeld: A XXX Parody (Blu-ray)

330378New Sensations has taken one of the most famous contemporary sitcoms, Seinfeld, and made a successful XXX parody. For a porno, the acting is very effective, especially with the likes of Kristina Rose and Evan Stone. Although the sex scenes overall could have been more explosive, there were some scenes that stood out like Kristina’s and Ashlynn’s scenes. The action may be a disappointment for all you raincoaters out there. However, this is is the perfect skin flick if you want a rest from gonzo style pornos or if you want a couples-friendly Blu-ray release.

Running Length: ~2 hours and 23 minutes

Starring: Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Sasha Grey, Cassandra Calogera, Kristina Rose, Natalie Norton, and London Keyes

The video is presented in widescreen 1080i HD and is encoded in MPEG-4 AVC with bitrates ranging from 7 to 16 Mbps while the audio is encoded in Linear PCM at 1.5 Mbps. Visually speaking, the video quality definitely captures the 1990s sitcom atmosphere. The composition and lighting is more than adequate, but at times there are parts of the screen where the image quality becomes a little soft. In terms of the audio, both the spoken as well as the sex sounds come in clear and crisp without distortion. I definitely digged the simulated laughter from the audience.

Most of the extras are on the regular DVD composed of a ~24 minute BTS, a ~20 minute bonus scene starring Shawna Lenee, an ~8 minute gagreel, ~2 minute Joke-A-Rama comedy routine, photogalleries, trailers, and a Digital Copy of the movie for Apple Ipod players. Among these DVD extras, the bonus scene is definitely worth watching. Meanwhile on the actual Blu-ray, there is a decent photo gallery, which is slightly different than the more comprehensive one found on the regular DVD.

All of the usual suspects albeit with differently spelled names are in the Seinfeld parody including the porn Nazi modeled after the soup Nazi. Kristina Rose does a good job imitating the mannerisms of her mainstream counterpart. In fact, she nails the caricature on the head when she fruitlessly tries to flatter the porn nazi in hopes in scoring some VHS porn. The porno version of Seinfeld gets it on with Kristina Rose in the first sex scene of the XXX parody. Although I dig the authentic-looking 1990s setup, Kristina Rose just looks too frumpy for my tastes, but I guess that doesn’t matter when she’s sucking cock. It’s obvious that there was genuine chemistry between them and it definitely shows on-screen. After the thorough vaginal fucking, he gets off a good facial salvo that actually hits her eye!

Kristina Rose doesn’t give up and decides to visit the porn Nazi once again, but is instantly shot down again. Despite that, it’s her lucky day because London Keyes, the porn Nazi’s assistant who was just denied a raise, offers Kristina the opportunity to exact revenge on him. They finalize the deal with lesbian action in the storage room complete with sex toy action. This was another good scene where the ladies look like they are comfortable with each other. It’s just too bad that London Keyes didn’t  have a hot sausage injection, so to speak.

The porn version of Kramer is tired of watching porn since it doesn’t do anything for him anymore. As luck would have it, he finds himself on a porno set with two lovely brunettes Sasha Grey and Sadie West engaging in a sapphic lovefest. Then, the cameraman doesn’t think twice to signal Kramer to get into the action with the ladies. Soon, the ladies take turns sucking his cock. This leads to the vaginal intercourse where he rides them hard and raw before getting his jollies off.

That scene leads Kramer to move forward in his ambition in becoming a porn director. As in the real episode Kramer helps himself in entering Seinfeld’s apartment and decides it’s the perfect staging area for his porn directorial debut, but at the expense of George. It seems that George thinks that he’ll be starring with Natalie Norton in the porn video, but sadly for him that’s not the case. As with the mainstream George, the porn George is down on his luck. Anyway, Natalie Norton gets thoroughly fucked by her partner. It’s a good scene, but nowhere as good as Kristina’s scene.

Ashlynn Brooke’s character is loosely-based on the character that Seinfeld has a hard time remembering her name that rhymes with a part of the female genitalia. Anyway, she has a couples spat with Seinfeld who cannot stand her over-the-top orgasmic and flirty nature. Ashlynn decides to shack it up with the porn Nazi at his storage room. This is probably the second best scene in the movie. If you like the-girl-next-door All-American look, then Ashlynn is your best bet. After the boob-jiggling induced sex, she takes a decent facial.

Anyway, in true Seinfeld fashion, Kristina Rose gets her revenge against the porn Nazi by taking his business after exposing his embarrassing past. As in all Seinfeld episodes, the final minutes end with some standup action and it’s not any different in this porn parody. The heckler played by the busty Cassandra Calogera interrupts his routine, but that’s okay because he has the last laugh as he fucks her hard and fast before coating her natural rack with population pudding.

In summary, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody is a very entertaining Blu-ray release. I am impressed at the level of 1990s authenticity from the bulky desktop PC to the outdated and bulky VHS porno boxes. The acting is superb and kudos are definitely in order for Kristina Rose and Evan Stone as the porn Nazi. However, the sex scenes were a mixed bag. Most of the scenes were average at best, but I’d say Kristina’s and Ashlynn’s hardcore scenes were the best on the Blu-ray. Taken as a whole, this release deserves a SOLID RECOMMEND!

RATING: Recommended

  1. Thank you for thr info.
    I have bought it ans its very cool.

    Its one of the best porn blu rays on the market. and there are allready 400 adult blu rays on the market.

    And its fast growing. There are also 19 gay porn out. I think next year there will be 1000 adult blu rays on the market.

    the second best movie is nurses

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