Private Movies 44: Fuck TV

At one time, Private used to be king of European adult videos with strong titles by famous directors like Pierre Woodman and Francois Clousot. Sadly, the directorial efforts of Private’s next crop of directors like Moire Candy emphasize more on a high glossy style instead of what Private was famous for . . . hardcore sex with the hottest European starlets. Even with a star cast of Angel Dark, Vanessa May, and Claudia Rossi, Fuck TV is at best mediocre.

Running Length: ~1 hour and 49 minutes

Starring: Angel Dark, Cindy Dollar, Claudia Rossi, Jennifer Love, Keana Moire, Rose, and Vanessa May

The video is presented in widescreen and is encoded in MPEG-2 at 6-7 Mbps while the audio is encoded in Dolby Digital 2.0 at 192 Kbps. The fleshtones are accurate for the most part, but the colors aren’t as vibrant as they should be. Also, I did not notice any pixelations or any visual noise. In terms of the audio, there are no distortions and the dubbed dialogue came in clear.

Private has been stingy with the extras with only cast information and several trailers. 

This has to be one of the worst plots in Private history like the horrible Uranus Experiment. Fuck TV is a quiz-format show where the winner gets to have their sexual fantasy fulfilled. In between the sex scenes, there are previews from actual PRIVATE releases. 

After introducing the game’s format, the game show host shows off the last winner’s fantasy, which involves Cindy getting railed by two guys somewhere in a tropical setting. This is basically a mechanical scene without any actual sexual intensity. Sure, she takes it up the ass and takes one cumshot to her face and one to her bum, but the scene just doesn’t satisfy at all.

One of the contestants is eliminated and the scene cuts to another previous winner’s fantasy. The guy is instantly surprised seeing the domineering Rose in some fetish gear. Fortunately, for us, it’s not one of those strong S&M scenes. Anyway, he sucks her bare pussy until he fucks her in the standing doggie position. This scene actually had some chemistry, which was lacking in scene one. Next, he fucks in several different positions until she sits on his face. The taste of her pussy soon makes him cum. 

At this point, you can pretty tune out of the plot because it’s boring and confusing since the TV host picks one of the audience members, Angel Dark, to participate in a side game. 

The erection-inducing Slovak goes to work with the lucky guy on the show’s set. She starts off locking her lips on cock before letting him fuck her in both her bottom holes. Although this isn’t her best scene, Angel Dark does perform well. In the end, he jerks off onto her natural tits. Soon after, she licks some of the cum that’s covering her chest. 

The next scene is too kinky for my taste as it involves Jennifer Love and Keanna Moire in lesbian scene, which quickly turns into a kinky threesome thanks to their male partner. It gets really kinky when the guy attaches a cock to his jaw so one of the ladies sit on it while the other lady takes a facial. 

Next up is Vanessa May who is one of the contestants that has just won. In her scene, she’s dressed in blue, skin tight PVC lingerie. Soon, she sucking and fucking two cocks. The only I didn’t like about the scene are her overextended eyelashes that make her look exotic as in Asian-exotic. Anyway, she’s no stranger at taking it in the ass as scene proves. Furthermore, she even takes a hard DP before letting the guys spooge on her lovely face! So far, this is the best scene in the movie.

Last up is Claudia having a sex romp inside a moving limousine. The Slovakian looks stunning even moreso with her long hair that hides her high forehead. If you are into glamour hardcore, then this is definitely the scene to watch. After the enthusiastic fellatio, she takes it hard in the reverse cowgirl position before tasting her juices performing PTM.  Although she is usually an anal-friendly star, she goes anal-free this time, which is quite alright with me. Regardless, this is a good scene from Claudia.

In summary, Fuck TV has a great cast headed by Angel Dark, Claudia Rossi, and Vanessa May. Unfortunately, the plot is absurd and confusing at times. The other sex scenes were marginal at best. Because of this, the movie is definitely a rental.

RATING: Rent it

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