Jonni Darkko’s Load Warriors
Jonni Darkko’s cumshot compilation DVD, Load Warriors, is for the raincoater that needs his fix so to speak. You’ll be hard pressed to find a compilation with better cumshots from the most capable A-listers in the business. Among the 120 cumshots, I can safely say that around 75% are memorable. This is worth it!
Running Length: ~3 hours and 45 minutes
Starring: Adriana Nicole, Alektra Blue, Alexandra Quinn, Alexis Malone, Amy Reid, Annette Schwarz, Arcadia, Ashley Blue, Asia, Aurora Jolie, Avy Scott, Bianca Dagger, Bobbi Bliss, Bobbi Starr, Bree Olsen, Brianna Love, Calli Cox, Candace Von, Candy Manson, Carmella Bing, Chelsie Rae, Claire Danes, Courtney Cummz, Courtney Simpson, Dana DeArmond, Dana Vespoli, Dasani, Dasha, Delilah Strong, Emma Heart, Eva Angelina, Evelyn Lyinn, Evie Delatosso, Flick Shagwell, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach, Gianna Michaels, Haley Paige, Haley Scott, Harmony, Havana Ginger, Hilary Scott, Isabel Ice, Jamie Elle, Jamie Huxley, Jasmine Byrne, Jasmine Tame, Jayna Oso, Jenna Haze, Jennifer Luv, Joey, Julia Bond, Kaci Starr, Katja Kassin, Katrina Kraven, Kaylynn, Keeani Lei, Kelly Wells, Kianna Dior, Kylie Wylde, Lacey Duvalle, Lana Croft, Lauren Phoenix, Lela Star, Lexi Bardot, Lexi Love, Lorena Sanchez, Lucy Lee, Lucy Thai, Mandy Bright, Marie Luv, Marquetta Jewel, Maya Hills, Mia Bang, Missy Monroe, Misti Love, Misty May, Misty Mendez, Mya, Nadia Styles, Natasha Nice, Naudia Nyce, Nautica Thorn, Nyomi Marcela, Paulina James, Piper, Raven Black, Rebeca Linares, Renae Cruz, Ricki White, Riley Shy, Rio, Roxy DeVille, Roxy Jezel, Rucca Page, Sandra Romain, Sara Stone, Sascha Knox, Sasha Grey, Sativa Rose, Savannah Stern, Shyla Styles, Stacy Adams, Taylor Rain, Tia Tanaka, Tianna Lynn, Tiffany Mynx, Tory Lane, Vanessa Blue, Vanessa Lane, Velicity Von, Velvet Rose, Venus, Veronica Rain, Veronica Stone, Vicky Vette, Victoria, and Whitney Stevens
The compilation video is encoded in MPEG-2 with a low bitrate while the audio is encoded in Dolby Digital 2.0 at 192 Kbps. Since this is a compilation the video quality varies from scene to scene. For the most part, the fleshtones are accurate except for cases when the lighting or the contrast compensation weren’t adjust properly. The sound does the job as we can hear all the sex sounds without having to discern what the ladies are talking about.
The extras are a weak point as it includes a cast list. But, then again, this a compilation so extras shouldn’t be expected.
So, instead of reviewing every entire scene, I’m giving a breakdown by notable talents and their performances so the descriptions may not be order as the compilations jumped around quite a bit with some the first 2 hours devoted to a hodge-podge of cumshots from Darkko’s series by Boob Bangers as well as others while the tail-end 2 hours came mostly from the golden standard of blowjob videos, Suck It Dry, and the already blowbang-themed Wet Food franchise
Delilah Strong, one of the Diva pornstars that you love to hate, takes several huge monster facials like a pro. This lady’s a pro at getting her partners at their jizz-inducing best.
Eva Angelina, who oddly enough is pregnant, has several scenes in the compilation all ending with cumshot to her pretty face of hers without the usual sexy secretary eyeglasses she wears!
Then, we have another all-star Jasmine Byrne doing her best at pumping sperm out of cock resulting in a nice facial!
Then, we get a tag team blowjob with recently announced Wicked Pictures Contract Starlet, Alektra Blue, swapping cum with her partner. Very nice indeed! I doubt that she’ll be doing stuff this nasty for Wicked. Anyway, she has a nice facial ending in a scene from one of the volumes of Suck It Dry.
Hillary Scott has several scenes and she is a fine target, but this is more apparent by her outrageously hot scene from Wet Food. But before the Wet Food 1 scene she has an awe-inspiring scene where she gets plastered. The director uses a spoon as novelty to scoop up the cum on her chin and pours it back into her mouth, which subsequently ends in a swallow. Now, the masterpiece of the compilation has to be the Hillary Scott scene from Wet Food 1 when she goes through a gauntlet of blowbangs while delivering the nasty talk that’s she famous for.
There’s some novel techniques in the spirit of Anabolic since there’s a couple of scenes using the cum cocktail glass as a receptacle before the ladies blow bubbles with the population pudding before swallowing it whole.
Who cannot forget an earlier casualty to the contract star business Lela Star. Thankfully, all her gonzo scenes in her career is when she still had a nice and natural rack. Anyway, she also has a couple of cumshot scenes and all of them are stellar, but she really outdoes herself with the one from the instant classic Wet Food 1. In her Wet Food 1 blowbang gauntlet scene, her face gets pasted multiple times and it’s too bad they we will probably never see this level of nastiness from her ever again.
Lexi Love is one of those energetic cocksuckers that uses every ounce of energy to get the most of her partners. She does a bit of cum playing in her first scene. In another scene not from Wet Food 1, she takes a very messy bukkake where she plays with the cum strngs before letting it dribble from her chin. Apparently, Lexi Love loves to suck cock so much that she’s been a staple in many a Darkko blowjob movies. In this scene from Suck It Dry, she gets nailed by one cock and gives her enthusiastic post-coital that she can only do. In her Wet Food scenes, she is as wild and cockstarved for cum than ever, but this time she shares some of the duties with Sasha Grey in a great duo blowbang session.
Rebeca Linares also has some stellar scenes in the compilation ending with a good amount of cum on this glamour model’s face. And in her Suck It Dry scene, she takes a huge facial and keeps her eyes open despite having some on her eyes. This Spaniard is a true professional and she makes sure that she goes the extra mile.
For the big tit fans, you won’t be disappointed with Carmella Bing’s scene where she takes two huge cumshot all over her breasts before she smothers all around her breasts. Also, there are other scenes with big tit women like Gianna Michaels and even the pretentious Amy Reid gets into the act. Gianna Michaels has been a favorite among directors and this is the case for Darkko as he has her in several scenes, one where she takes a bukkake resulting in a cum-laden face and tits. Even for the nay-sayer’s of Gianna, you have to admit she looks prettier when she’s covered with cum.
Jayna Oso has several major facials all over her pretty face. What can I say about Jayna is that she’s a real fuckin’ firecracker of a woman. She’s not afraid to have cum near her eyes or nostrils. In another scene, Jayna and another lady hoover cock before they swap his cum with each other. Furthermore, she has a scene from the Suck It Dry series where she takes a tactically placed cumshot to her eye. Another naughty Asian who’s made a living to be a no-holes barred lady is Luci Thai and she performs a decent cum-swapping scene.
Asia, an average-looking, Filipina gets doused by several monster facials. She’s none too pleased, but she saves her disgust until after the camera stops recording. Another Filipina Lana Croft performs a nasty wet blowbang session from Wet Food 2 before taking their loads like a champ. Furthermore, there’s a couple more mega popshots starring the very chinky-eyed Lucy Lee as well as a good cumshot sequence with hot college student/pornstar Evelyn Lin. Even Nautica Thorn gets into the facial action as she gets doused with cum with some landing on her eyes! Even the Thai Dana Vespoli gets a huge facial and sucks her partner dry. Although Tia Tanaka may not have the fellatio skills of a Jayna Oso, she makes it up with her looks and performance resulting in a couple of cum drenching scenes.
One of the nastiest Welsh pornstars, well probably the only one, to hit the scene is Isabel Ice. She’s known for her bukkake scene from one Brandon Iron’s Baker’s Dozen volumes, but she really takes monster facials like a true professional in more than one Darkko-directed scene. This is especially the case in her Suck It Dry scene where she gets doused by one monster of a facial and she takes it with open eyes. She’s more than surprised by the quantity, but it gets funny when a man uses his fingers to smear the cum from her eyes to her mouth, but in the process her fake eyelashes are detached and end up in her mouth.
Sativa Rose, this Mexican with DSL’s is a great closer giving great eye contact while give post-coital head.
Alas, we cannot forget the living legends like Tiffany Mynx who gets doused with cum on her tits. In another included scene, she takes a very nasty facial after giving some mascara-dripping induced head. In yet another scene, she switches things up by taking a cumshot to her feet before licking it all up.
There’s also some 2-on-1 POV cumshot sequences like for example with Leah Luv and Hillary Scott.
We get a very rare scene with now-retired Brit Flick Shagwell and she knows how to suck cock with the end result of a massive pasty facial!
Taylor Rain, probably from the Suck It Dry, series gives an emphatic blowjob before taking a nice facial that hits her eyes and nostrils. This is another lady that you love to hate.
Latina Bianca Dagger starts Suck It Dry 4 rather nicely with great head. As I mentioned the fourth volume is the BEST in the series with stars like Bobbi Bliss not only giving excellent deepthroat, but also getting the massive, monster facial/s that she deserves and ending the scene with devastating post-coital had. Furthermore, Bobbi Bliss’s deepthroat protege. Bobbi Starr, has a great facial ending as well.
Even sometimes alt-woman Dana DeArmond needs some gonzo lovin’ in the form of a Jonni Darkko directed blowjob. In the end, she gets a nice facial covering one of her eyes. Instead of closing her eye shut, she takes it the pro that she is.
How can we forget Jenna Haze who always gets the guys excited with her very effective handjob-blowjob combination ending in an adequate facial mug.
But, perhaps the highlight is saved near the end of the compilation for Annette Schwarz blowbang session where she just devours cock like it was just second nature until they paste her face. This lady knows how to give a show by leaving her eyes open as she takes the population pudding all over her German face of hers. No doubt, she’s going to have to apply topical eye ointment the next day otherwise she’ll be suffering from pink eye. At the end of this scene from Wet Food 2, they use a cooking spoon so they can scoop the remainder of the cum so she she can swallow it like the super-whore that she is. But, before then, she has a fun spitting it out and sucking it back in before swallowing it.
In summary, I challenge you to find a better cumshot compilation on DVD. Jonni Darkko manages to deliver A-list talent looking their glamorous best without having to sacrifice in the hardcore performance aspect. After watching this compilation, you should know by now that his genius is with the blowjob and blowbang videos. I don’t know how he was able to have Lela Star perform one of the sexiest blowbang performances, but he manages to do it. Without a doubt, this cumshot compilations stands in the league of its own. Go out and buy this one if you need a quick hardcore fix without the filler, but with the choice creamy and sticky endings on A-list pornstars!
RATING: What are you waiting for? Go out and buy it!